Roland Dürre
Wednesday September 1st, 2010

Criteria for Camping

I like camping. I can even imagine living in a tent when conditions are not quite as great as here. After all, I did it for 18 months (involuntarily).

At the time, we had to go out into the open country regularly. In Germany!

However, when I live in a tent during my vacation, then this is a pleasure.

And then the following criteria must be met:

  • The tent has to be pitched directly near the ocean.
  • There must be a nice sandy beach between the tent and the ocean.
  • The campground should be rather deserted.
  • There must be ample distance between my own and other tents.
  • There should be as few campers and caravans near my tent as possible.
  • The toilets and showers must be clean.
  • There must be a minimum chance of rain.
  • The temperatures must be very hot during the day and very nice at night.
  • The water of the ocean must be warm.
  • As you walk into the ocean, the water must be very shallow at first, but reach a good depth for swimming very soon.
  • There must be very good swimming.
  • Motor boats, private planes, motor bikes and cars may impede me.
  • The water must be clean and ecologically acceptable.
  • Many fish should be swimming in the ocean.
  • The flora and fauna must be intact.
  • There must be an idyllic view from the tent.
  • The sky should be starry, the moon should be reflected in the water.
  • Every rise and setting of the sun must be a wonderful experience.
  • It should be possible to kayak.
  • There should be beautiful scenery to admire from the water.
  • All kinds of bike tours with varieties of levels and distances should be possible.
  • The local food must be as tasty as it used to be.
  • There should be all kinds of restaurants offering tasty and varying meals at reasonable prices.
  • The wine must taste delicious.
  • And much more!

It is hard to believe, but I found the place!

Greetings from abroad,

(Translated by EG)

Kommentar verfassen