Roland Dürre
Saturday January 26th, 2013

Quit Smoking With Olf :-)

In brand eins , there is always a “the world of numbers” on one of the first pages. I particularly enjoy reading it. And it often makes me smile. Sometimes I am surprised.

Once in a while, I find something I definitely have to share. Here is a citation and my comment:

Intensity of the body odor of a grown-up person wearing fresh underwear and sitting down who has a hygienic standard of 0.7 baths per day in Olf …… 1

Intensity of a chain smoker with a hygienic standard of 0.7 baths per day in Olf…… 25

Intensity of body odor of an athlete after sports who has an hygienic standard of 0.7 baths per day in Olf …… 30

Mind you, I myself used to smoke. I am very glad to have quit. But I am pretty sure I would immediately quit smoking after having read this.

Incidentally, if you search the meaning of the word Olf in Wikipedia, you will notice where the smart editors of my favourite business magazine acquire their knowledge. The numbers are identical with the first three examples used in the Wikipedia article on Olf. Except that it says “reposing“ instead of “sitting down“ and the entire text is a little longer.

(Translated by EG)

🙂 Now I would like to know how many Olfs a freshly custom-cleaned Porsche has when driving through the inner city with 30 km/h.

1 Kommentar zu “Quit Smoking With Olf :-)”

  1. Hans Bonfigt (Saturday January 26th, 2013)

    Ihnen ist aber schon bekannt, daß die sympathische, intelligente, gebildete und eloquente Frau Fischer qualmt wie ein Schlot ?

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