I am almost embarrassed to admit to it in public – but I have a very intimate connection with “wikileaks”. And my friends (who, naturally, want to remain anonymous) disclosed a few secrets for me. Those secrets will soon be handed over to “Bild-Zeitung” – of course after a thorough check. But I can already report today …
So, bear in mind that this is top secret! Do not even think of telling anybody!
A secret study done for the Hanns-Seidel-Stiftung by Z_punkt and Future Matters about the future of parties contains a devastating prognosis for the parties currently dominating Germany in an oligarchical manner.
Germany threatens to become a two-party democracy! Similar to the USA!
Well, initially this prediction is a little surprising, but then it is easy to understand, isn’t it? What is less easy to understand, however, is which parties will be the dominating future powers. All you can do is see and marvel – we are talking the GREEN PARTY and the PIRATE PARTY.
According to the survey, the GREEN PARTY will have their supporters among the conservative, religiously influenced and esoterically minded voters. It will become a party for those people who believe that the problems we will face in the future can only be solved by a global ecocracy.
On the other hand, there will be the second great people’s party – the PIRATES. For them, the surveyors predict that they will tend to win the liberal-minded voters from the more educated social levels. If there are those among you who find it hard to believe these predictions made by the futurologists, maybe you should remember that the institutes doing the study are enterprises with an extremely good reputation. The reason why these institutions enjoy such high appreciation is that their predictions for the future have a success rate of about 98 %.
The documents I am referring to, however, do not just contain the results of a political study, but also numerous protocols and emails, even DMs (direct messages) from twitter and facebook! So here is what we conclude:
Being closely affiliated with the CSU and due to the frightening political situation, the Hanns-Seidel-Stiftung not only mailed the survey to its sister party CDU, but to all people’s parties, such as SPD, “Die Linke”, FDP, “Freie Wähler” and NPD. To me, this looks like a great act of solidarity among competing, basically even opposing parties.
I find the various reactions by the parties and politicians concerned particularly interesting. We found them in our “secret material”:
Being a very pragmatic party, the FDP showed real greatness and decided to beat fate to it and annul themselves. This kind of consistency deserves respect – who would have thought it of a clientele and change party? Chapeaux!
In order to pave the way for an official ban, the NPD will now distance itself from its V-persons. In this fashion, they will be able to give a plausible reason for their disappearance and gain the martyrdom status they have been hoping for all along. As I see it, this is an infamous strategy.
After the results of the study have been published, the SPD fell into a state of paradoxical paralysis. The leading troika is in a state of profound shock. Their new strategy is: “harmonize with all and none“. Well, I guess that is no surprise, is it?
Personal reactions by the two great protagonists in the “Christian-democratic“camp are particularly remarkable – as far as can be seen from the Wikileaks documents.
Our Bavarian Prime Minister Seehofer quickly decided to become a pirate and wants to prepare for the right moment to make the transition. What we can see from the emails we have, however, seems to indicate that transfer negotiations are not running too smoothly.
Our Federal Chancellor, on the other hand, is a totally different matter. If we can believe diverse facebook communiations, the change to the Green Party is already a matter of course. With remarkably little resistance, the Green Party will make her their top candidate. They already look forward to a possible eco-dictatorship during the next three legislative periods in Germany.
But do not forget – this is top secret. Do not tell anybody!
RMD
(Inspired and translated by EG)
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